Patrick Alexander ([info]zpxlng) wrote,
@ 2008-06-10 18:04:00
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From Wollongong to Sydney
Hello! I am in Sydney. In fact I've been here for a week, but I've been too busy to mention it.

Hi Sydney people, let's hang out!

The majority of my worldly possessions are now in boxes in my brother's attic. For the past couple of years, there were more of them, and they were in boxes in my brother's shed. There was a flood at one point, wetting a bottom corner of one of the book boxes, damaging some volumes and attracting slater bugs.

A couple of my gorgeous Wodehouse volumes had to be thrown out:



And one of Eddie Campbell's Alec books:



There was bug poop everywhere:



When I was in year one, I remember, once, a teacher's report saying, "Patrick has a tendency to 'eat' books." My mother explained that it meant I read books very fast and the teacher was running out of books to give me, which was a relief, because I was worried that I had an unconscious habit of chewing on books as I read them (somehow), that no-one had told me about. It was so confusing.

Anyway -- eating books:



The second volume of Maus sustained some damage too, but not so much that I had to chuck it. It's a pity, though, because I think Maus is only published in the single-volume edition these days, which I dislike because it's printed on shiny paper.

It's all quite sad for a book fiend like me, but at the same time, I got over it almost immediately. I can re-buy this stuff; nothing rare or expensive was damaged. And lately, I am less and less attached to material possessions with each passing day. My whole year so far has been just getting rid of shit -- as much shit as possible. My advice to young, single people who don't have a house: DON'T BUY THINGS. You will want to travel, if you have any sense, and to travel, you will need fewer possessions and more money.

Naturally, all the cheap, flimsy paperbacks were unscathed, because, of course, I packed them at the top of the box, supported by the big, sturdy hardbacks.

Here's something I found while sorting through all these boxes; this, and a can of white spray paint:



Good times.



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[info]kinokofry
2008-06-10 10:29 am UTC (link)
I can imagine being told that as a child and being confused/freaked out. I had many similar experiences. Kids sure are dumb!

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[info]zpxlng
2008-06-10 04:37 pm UTC (link)
They sure are! But how delightfully ironic that my childhood dumbness is illustrated by an anecdote about my childhood precocity! Ho ho!

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[info]kinokofry
2008-06-11 02:00 am UTC (link)
That sure is IRONS!

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[info]mirness
2008-06-10 03:54 pm UTC (link)
Bummer about those books, one thing I just can't do is throw away books, so unless they are completely eaten or bug pooed I have to keep them.

On the other hand, it's a perfect reason for a book burning!

BTW PG Wodehouse? Wow I wouldn't have guessed, do you read Saki too?

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[info]zpxlng
2008-06-10 04:30 pm UTC (link)
Please tell me who Saki is!

You wouldn't have guessed P G Wodehouse? Funny... is it because I swear a bunch?

I would have thought this sort of thing was a dead giveaway.

Mind you, I remember being surprised when I discovered you were a They Might Be Giants fan. I don't know why; I think I was just shocked that my radar hadn't detected you earlier.

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[info]mirness
2008-06-12 05:42 pm UTC (link)
Maybe both our radars need a bit of tuning, Sakis is http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saki

A friend who found out I read P G Wodehouse recommended him and they are similar in a way. Give it a bash, his short stories are great little snippets.

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[info]zpxlng
2008-06-13 01:45 am UTC (link)
Okay, will do! At some point!

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(Anonymous)
2008-06-11 04:31 am UTC (link)
Are you seriously implying that you're the one responsible for all those Hammertime Stop signs in Brisbane suburbs?

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[info]zpxlng
2008-06-11 04:46 am UTC (link)
In Brisbane? No.

It's an old joke and lots of people do it.

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[info]gravitysrhino
2008-06-12 05:23 pm UTC (link)
Don't buy things? But the people on TV have so many new things and they are so happy.

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[info]zpxlng
2008-06-13 01:47 am UTC (link)
Dang, you're right!

Thank goodness you reminded me about TV, before I went and did something.

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(Anonymous)
2008-06-20 07:38 am UTC (link)
Is there a statute of limitations on vandalism? I hope so because boy have I got a funny story.

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Plastic Boxes
(Anonymous)
2008-07-13 04:01 am UTC (link)
Here's another lesson...

If you do have a house to store things in, then store them in plastic containers! I made the switch a few years ago when I discovered the same dreaded cocky poo, bugs, etc.
Some books I will never throw out, even if I do have them in e-book form now. Besides, the plastic boxes are cleaner, keep the cockroaches out, and mostly water, too! Definitely not fireproof, though. (Can you imagine a big plastic melted square with paper things in them?)

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[info]illudiumphosdex
2008-08-01 01:19 am UTC (link)
Ah, a good set of books can never be replaced. There's a Sanskrit saying: You should never entrust your books or your wife to someone else's safe-keeping - you'll never get them back, and if you do they're soiled.

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